by RZ22

The Obama Deception is creating heated debates right now, even in Berlin. Mike passed it on to Alec, Alec passed it on to me.

What do YOU think?

It’s Mid March and it looks as the euphoria of the Obama win has disappeared. Most people have turned away from politics (or should we call it mass media election entertainment?), thinking that it’s all safe and taken care of.

Every time Alex Jones appears (and he is a Foo Fighters fan, which makes us question his true intentions – yes, when you are a mid 30ties woman who thinks the drummer is “cute”, you are maybe forgiven…But Alex Jones and Foo Fighters? get outta here) it is time to look at ourselves…do we get all emotional when this guy screaming at us? Is he right?

Is this a conspiracy theory? What do you think?

Has our generation fallen for a president because our “taste” has been exploited?….our taste for hip hop culture and US MTV? Jay Z? If a “black” president is elected, can you criticize him in the same way as all the others? Fact is it is hard to raise awareness in times when people are scared to lose their jobs and love the charisma of a leader.

It almost feels a bit like right after 911, but in a positive way. Every time when one can’t say something, then it’s time to be on high alert!

Another sign is when the music scene is dead quiet. This should be more exciting than 1977′s punk movement in the UK! Wait, Peaches is releasing a new record…we are already asleep. Digitalism sucking corporate cock working for Nokia.

Did you see the news about the German industry writing to the government that students coming out of university are now too “aligned”, too “adapted”, too “conform” for the challenges that the industry faces right now. Well, you bred those consumers carefully, and now it doesn’t make sense anymore?…haha

Watch KRS-1 answer some questions in here. This is always worth it! (What happened to Hip Hop by the way? How did we let this slip? f$$$$ing hell…)

THINK! And let us know what you think!

There is nothing to discuss about music anymore as it is a dead horse. What a shit time for music journalists right now. All the free flights, all the little steps towards corruption, faking opinions, ads, well…music in 2009…this is what you created Mr Music Journalist. You gave away your only weapon, your voice …for a little bit of cocaine and CDs that you sold on ebay.

If we agree or not, The Obama Deception is everything a modern pop song should be:

mind challenging, emotional and passionate plus a good rap of KRS! Well, Beyonce …you got to train your mind instead of your legs to compete with that!

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Plan Nine From Obama Space! by Mike Sregor, Tokyo

“Oh Joy! It’s not even Fucking February and there’s so much to be thankful to the Powers-That-Be for. Jew-Hitler is annexing the Gazaland; Zero-bama is about to be coronated King; and the US government is taking my money and giving it away to stupid shit losers who lost all of theirs. Why, there’s such a cornucopia of happy stuff that it just makes me want to sing from my soon-to-be-released debut album; “Burn, Boise Idaho, Burn.” It’s such a fucking action packed, solid wall-to-wall album full of killer tracks that are a tribute to the greatness that is America, like: “Destroy 200 Years of a Lack of Culture.” Sounds good, eh? Just wait until you hear the lyrics. If you are into music, you gonna love this:

“More! I shout it out loud!
We’re over-weight Americans and were proud…
Change the things – together with Obama we change and stay the same!
Destroy 200 years of lack of culture! Destroy 200 years of lack of culture!
Destroy 200 years of lack of culture! Actually, it’s more than 200 years but we can’t do math!
Move! We gotta move! Move! We gotta move! Move! We gotta move where we can get a fucking job!
Move! We gotta move! Move! We gotta move! Move! We gotta move where we can get a fucking job!”

It repeats there, but you get the idea…

Well, hee, hee, har, har, that little levity cheers me up for about 13 seconds…. Now, back to what you really came here for. Jesus! When the fuck are you gonna wake up? I’ll say it loud and I’ll say it ageen… Obama and Bush is the same old theen…

Can you believe those Goddamned Zionist assholes with their SS Totenkopf tactics and their killing of innocent women and children in Gaza (50% of the population of Gaza is under 16-year-old) have finally done me a favor? By using Nazi-Jew tactics and banned weapons like White Phosphorous to kill babies and little kids (while bombing hospitals, schools, and the UN compound in Gaza) they have finally gotten a few people in the shit mass media and the brain-dead public to realize that the Jewish state resembles Nazi Germany, Pol Pot, Imperial Japan, Disney employee company policy, and Attila the Hun, all wrapped up into one easy-to-hate little package.

Now, don’t get me wrong; I don’t hate Jews. I hate Zionists. I have no problem with Jewish people wanting their own State (why the fuck would anyone want a government is beyond me, but that’s another story); it’s when Israel wants two states, is where I start to have a problem with them. Fuck Israel. Fuck the USA and all the enablers of the current Nazi tactics being used by Israel in Gaza, West Bank, etc, etc,

At the time of this pissed off rant, the Israeli Defense Force (“Defense” force!? Ha! There’s a laffer for you!) have killed 1,100 Palestinians and declared a Cease Fire. Cease Fire!? Why should Hamas agree to a cease fire with those assholes? Israel didn’t stick to the agreements of the last one: they didn’t open the borders; they didn’t remove their checkpoints; they bombed a tunnel on November 4th in complete violation of the former agreement. Don’t believe me? Well then you are just one dumbfuck who doesn’t know what-the-hell they are talking about. Watch this: .

Fuck! I don’t hate Jewish people but I hate Zionist Jews and wish they’d get back what they dish out. Fuck them! Nazi Jews!

And fuck America, too while we’re at it… Our next king looks to be even worse than I had already warned you about. When asked about the Israeli airforce, bombing the Gaza Strip, Zero-bama says, “No Comment.” No comment!? No comment!? Come on over here asshole I have a tiny penis to shove into any mouth that has nothing to say about crimes – especially ones against humanity. Fuck you and fuck everything.

Zerobama promised us “Change.” Change!? Yeah, about 13 cents worth of change. Welcome to 2009…Zero-bama is bringing us change (along with all the former members of the Clinton Administration). Face it, America is dead. Good riddance. The Powers-That-Be picked a black man to be president to make things more acceptable to the stupid American public when the big bankers come in and take away their homes and butt fuck their daughters.

Zero-bama is the same shit all over but the date is different.

And then that fucking cocksucker Dick Cheney actually goes on American National TV and admits that he ordered torture. A War Crime under International Law and the American Mass media is apologetic for the fucks and keeps telling the dipshit American public shit like, “Yes, they tortured and that was bad. But our torturing is different than torturing by murderous dictators. The circumstances (after 9/11) of their crimes were special and, therefore, it is not useful to consider their actions crimes because, these people are all basically good at heart and they only meant to protect their country from terrorists. Their intentions were good” (This is my condensed version of the shit that the New York Times and Los Angeles Times are printing for the idiot at large. Watch this shit by two so-called “Experts” )

Their intentions were good!? What intentions were those that were good? The one’s where they hooked up electrodes to prisoners testicles and shocked them? Or the even finer intentions where they hooded and shackled prisoners and blasted loud heavy metal music in their heads 24 hours a day for 2 weeks at a time? Or the fun intentions of pouring water down someones nose and mouth and bringing them a second within sudden death by using the ancient Chinese water-torture? (now renamed, “Water Boarding”)…

For more on this shit, go here and watch this documentary called “Torturing Democracy”: http://www.torturingdemocracy.org/

But, hell, who am I to argue with God’s chosen people or their lackey dogs in the USA? Hell, I agree. When torture is done for the safety of the nation, in these uncertain times, then, I suppose the rules must be broken. Our leaders tortured, which was bad, but they did it for all the right reasons, so,well, hey! Boys will be boys. We had to torture, we didn’t mean to do it.

I mean, in a world of criminal Jews (see above) and insane Bolsheviks, what could we do? We had no choice. And, after all, our hearts were in the right place.

So, since we are, after all, good people (like the Israelis) Bush has to pardon us.

“Dear Mein President,
Please pardon all of us for our crimes. What we did vas bad. Jya… But vee meant well.”
Signed,
Adolf Hitler & Hideki Tojo”

Ah, well, how to wrap up my first rant of the new year? Oh yeah! I almost forgot! The Obama plan to fix the economy! What a great idea! He’s going to pump a billion-trillion-zillion dollars into the economy so that we can create jobs! Genius! Yeah, you know, like road construction jobs so that when you are driving, you’ll have to slow down so that the guys leaning on their shovels for the next 20 kilometers can get a better look at you. Or jobs like fixing holes in where the rain gets in; or, even better, jobs like making holes where the rain gets in, so that we can create more jobs by fixing those holes later on.

Yes, it’s a wonderful and glorious future America has in store. Change! (about 7 cents worth – used to be 13, but the dollars already been devalued while you were reading this). Now American have to work two jobs to keep a home and feed a family, but under Obama’s plan, there will be so many new jobs created that Americans will be able to work 2, 5…10 jobs a week! And the beautiful part of the entire plan is that all the extra tax revenues form Americans working 20 jobs per week will actually pay for the billion-trillion-zillion dollars to make the plan in the first place, so it won’t cost anything! Brilliant!

Damn! I’m proud to be an American.”

IT DON’T MATTER IF THEY’RE BLACK OR WHITE

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by Mike Sregor

John McCain’s claiming that Barack Obama’s idea of “Redistributing the Wealth” as being un-American would be right on the mark, if only McCain weren’t such a hypocrite Republican. Both the Republicans and the Democrats have always redistributed the wealth by taxing the shit out of the American people. Before you read on, watch this video (it’s hilarious, but true):

http://www.lewrockwell.com/blog/lewrw/archives/023991.html

In The Know: Should The Government Stop Dumping Money Into A Giant Hole?

One side wants to tax the people and give the money to incompetent business people… The other side wants to give the money to just plain incompetent people. The government wants to take a slice of the money off the top. This is why we have these crises and “Wars” (War on Drugs, War on Terrorism, War on Poverty, Bullshit like Global Warming). The government needs these kinds of nonsense as they are never-ending, they can never be ‘won,’ so they can tax us forever… For our own good, of course.

Take the effort to help the homeless (or whatever the fuck they call that). One time a friend I know told me that he thought that the government had to held homeless people. This is an idea that I strongly disagree with. My friend’s logic was that any homeless person’s situation is, in some way, partially societies fault. This is bullshit. I replied, “So what you are saying is that guy who is homeless and sleeping under the bridge at the train station is partially your fault?”

“It’s not my fault!” He replied.

I jumped down his lame-assed bleeding heart liberal bullshit and said, “Well it’s not my fault either. So if you claim that being homeless is partially societies fault, but it’s not your fault and it’s not mine, then who is ‘society’?”

See? This kind of thinking is BS.

Basically, this is what Obama’s stupid ideas are all about. Take money from people who do work hard and have jobs and give that money to lazy incompetent fucks. Whereas the idiot Republicans want to take that money and give it to their lazy criminal fucks.

Folks, there’s no way that the government can ever help the homeless problem. Hell, those morons can’t even fix a hole in the road correctly. About 20 years ago, in Osaka, Japan, the government had the bright idea that they were going to help the homeless by building this giant ‘tent’ that could feed and sleep 4,000 homeless people a night. Osaka has always had a problem with too many homeless. This ridiculous tent idea was a big event with all the fanfare and mass media promotion about how our glorious leaders were taking care of us by spending our money on their stupid projects (while paying their friends, of course).

Well, the tent opened up and they expected to have it full within a few weeks. Guess what? On the first night about 20 homeless people showed up. Well, duh! Even if the idiots in the government ran huge advertising campaigns in newspapers and on TV, how many homeless people do you think saw those? By the end of a month the tent has served about 100 people and was shaping up to be a multi-million dollar disaster – which it eventually turned out to be. The tent was closed a few years later as a miserable failure and today is used for rock concerts. Osaka still has a huge homeless problem.

Think about it, folks. There are some people who are so derelict that even if you told them that you’d give them free food and housing, that they won’t take it. Why? Well, after being homeless for a while that’s got to fuck your brain up and make you crazy (not eating well, etc, etc…) Also, if the government runs something, then that means they need paperwork. The homeless people would have to show up at a government office, fill out forms, give names, etc., the morons in the government would insist upon routine health checks, etc., You get the picture.

The homeless are homeless because, among many reasons, they have dropped out of society due to stress, health problems, money problems, no job, family matters, etc., They are homeless because they don’t want to have to deal with the kind of shit that dealing with the government entails. Hell, does anyone want to deal with government paperwork? Do you?

This is why Obama’s ideas are sure to fail. Expect the US government to be insolvent by summer of 2009.

Germany, as a result, will be fucked up too, but only for a short while. German people, like Japanese people, actually save money and have healthy industries. Once the blood sucking parasite of the American empire is gone, then the jerkoffs in our governments can take that money and spend it on infrastructure at home – instead of dumping it the American Money Hole.

by Mike Sregor from Tokyo

The only thing good about Obama getting elected is that it is a rejection of the American National Socialist policies of that idiot Bush. If you guys think anything is going to change under an Obama administration, then you are in for a rude awakening. Figure it out, nobody voted for Obama because they actually liked him, they voted for him because they hate Bush so much.

Expect the Republicans to be back in power in 2012.

Hey… I’ve been here for 25 years… Nothing here seems strange to me anymore. It’s hard to write about that sort of stuff. I’ve begun to think that Japan is normal and the west is all fucked up.

I work at a shitty radio station. I know that might seem redundant as all radio stations are shitty, but the station I work at is particularly shitty. You know, you have shit, shitty, shittiest, and shitterer. Or as you Germans might say, “Hosen Shisterist.” Ha, ha, ha.

I get lots of really crappy CDs every month from these stupid major labels who haven’t figured out that I would never play their crap records in a million years. Hell, I wouldn’t piss n their mouths if their guts were on fire… Of course, everyone has their price (labels! Please write to me directly at the e-mail address below… Don’t forget our group discounts!)

How to review an album. First off, get real liquored up. I suggest mixing your alcohol like; one scotch, one bourbon, and one beer – repeat. Then sit in a dark corner of your apartment with the lights off and remember back when you were such a pathetic loser in high school and how all the cool kids hated your guts. You just wanted a friend, but no! You weren’t cool enough. Start to think about this and slowly begin to hate yourself – don’t forget to blame your parents too.

Now, when you are really drunk, almost feeling sick, it’s time to delve into that pile of cat feces that those morons call, “This weeks pick of Sony Records (or whatever the fuck the label is called).” Look at that pile of putrid Top 40 corporate crap. Take another drink… Oh, how you hate everything.

Then, put on of the CDs into the CD player. Now onto this week’s reviews.

These are the albums to be released on 11/25 and my reviews:

Viva La Vida/Prospekt’s March ~ Coldplay. Review: What the fuck? These guys are singlehandedly destroying Rock and Roll. Don’t you assholes know that Rock songs don’t have wimpy shit in them like violins? 1/2 beer bottle.

Day & Age ~ The Killers . Review: This is the 3rd or 4th or whatever album by this band from America or Europe or something. My guess is that they have guitars and bass and shit like that. My 18 year old daughter likes this. I might, if I bothered to listen to it. 1/2 beer bottle..

The Greatest Songs Of The Eighties ~ Barry Manilow. Review: No…. Absolutely not!

808s & Heartbreak ~ Kanye West. Review: Kayne West? What kind of a fucking stoopid hippy name is Kayne? Or is it country music? If it were real country music like Flatt & Scruggs, I might listen to it. But, judging from the album, this looks like the rich kid of some hopefully dead country singer. Heart”break” this CD with a hammer.

Everything That Happens Will Happen Today ~ David Byrne, Brian Eno. Review: Cool.

Daryl Hall & John Oates-Live at the Troubadour ~ Hall & Oates. Review: Goddammit! I already said, “Absolutely not!” What? That was for a Barry Manilow record that I gave that review? Well, what the fuck is the difference between Barry Manilow and Hall and Oates? Bleeding hearts… Why don’t they just kill themselves and do us all a favor? 1/2 a coffee enema.

Prospekt’s March [EP] ~ Coldplay. Review: See above.

Electric Arguments ~ The Fireman. Review: Never heard of them. That’s a plus. Give them one spin. If they suck, out the window they go. 3 beer bottles.

Traced In Air (Ltd. Edition) ~ Cynic Review: Limited edition, my ass. Fuck you. I wouldn’t buy your record just because you wrote “Limited edition” on it. Shit. I’ve got a very limited edition for you in my pants (about 3 cm) and me and my tiny penis won’t put up with your stupid marketing crap.. Fuck off.

Well, that’s it for today’s reviews. Hope you enjoyed it as mucas I didn’t. Make sure you stop by the CD shop and buy lots of Madonna CDs for Christmas presents this year.

check out Mike’s piece on voting in the US

The Ballad of Two Hunks